I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Son, if you really want something in this life you'll have to work for it. Now Quiet! there about to announce the lottery numbers
There are no stupid questions just stupid people.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side and holds the world together.
A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at boxing.
Whats the difference between a fine wine and men. Wine matures as it gets older.
I told my Doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told he never to back to those 2 places.
What do you call a worn that's eating its own tail. A vicious circle.
Always remember your unique, just like 6 billion other people.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Sorry miss I couldn't do my homework because I couldn't find anyone to copy off.
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