Chuck Norris is Darf vaders farther
Chuck Norris decided to get drunk once... this place is now called ground zero.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves him around.
Chuck Norris dose't cut his grass, he just dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris is the reason why man could get on the moon.
People carry guns for protection. Guns carry Chuck norris for Protection.
In space no-one can hear you scream...Exsept Chuck Norris, he hears everythings.
Chuck Norris can see 8 Colours in the rainbow.
Chuck Norris can gargle bread.
Chuck Norris has netrul fealings about marmite.
Chuck Norris dos't eat honey, he chews bees.
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