Turtles can swim, I can swim. Therefor I an a turtle!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I'm sorry I couldn't repair your brakes, but I made your horn louder.
Whoever laughs last thinks slowest.
After 12 years of therapy my pyschiatrist said something that brought a tear to my eye, me no hablo inglis.
I was going to take over the world but I got distacted by something shinny
Don't follow in my footprints, I tend to walk into walls
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in there shoes. That way your a mile away from them and you have there shoes.
One day I will look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
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