Some funny things

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.  Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.

Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them more. .

When life gives you more lemons make them into grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not random, i just hav-OH A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall of a cliff, I laugh even harder.