I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.
Im not a vegetarian because I love animals, Im a vegetarian because I hate plants!!
When trapped in a corner I did the only thing possibal, chew throuh the wall.
Life not to short, its the longest thing you'll ever do.
If your parents never had children chances are you probably won't ether.
An American survey recently released the statistic that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of their population.
Turtles can swim, I can swim. Therefor I am a turtle!!!
After 12 years of therapy my pyschiatrist said something that brought a tear to my eye, me no hablo inglis.
For sale: Parachute. Only used once. Unopened. Small stain.
It takes 42 mussels to frown, 28 mussels to smile but only 4 mussels to reach out and slap someone.
You can't spell "funeral" without "fun"and you can't spell "manslaughter" without "laughter.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall of a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Hard work never killed anyone. But why risk it?
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